Firstly just DON’T and secondly don’t continue to accessorize with a plastic cup.
-Don’t take inspiration from a sweet wrapper.
-Don’t dress like Baby Annabel, complete with bib and bottle.
-Don’t take fashion advice from insects.
-Don’t accessorize with a market stall umbrella, or an oversized flasher mac.
-Don’t skimp on the outfit by wrapping your hair round your neck, that’s not an accessory.
-Don’t get your ‘tats’ out for the lads, it’s really not a good look.
-Don’t feel your ‘too cool’ to dress up and go for the casual approach, especially when it involves this crazy ensemble.

And finally, don’t I repeat, don’t get your baps out on the track, you’ll scare the horses!